i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Be still, my beating vagina.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
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