What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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