jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
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I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
porn star boner night. come get it.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
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All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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