No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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