Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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