I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize
