This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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