haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
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Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
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Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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