And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
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She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
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Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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