Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
