It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
where are you?
Hypothermia
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if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
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If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
These tits shall not be calmed
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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