The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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