The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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