He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Randomize
