he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
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Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
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just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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