I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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