forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Randomize
