Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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