To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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