i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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