I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
Randomize
