I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
only you would photoshop your dick
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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