How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
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I need you to use more vowels.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Randomize
