You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I am available for nakedness
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