is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
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i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
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I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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