Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
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Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
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2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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