Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
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Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
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Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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