His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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