Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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