guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
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