guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
