I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
