I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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