I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
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I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
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After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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