Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
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...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
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I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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