No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
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Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
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New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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