This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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