yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
Randomize