Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
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its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
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Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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