I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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