It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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