Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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