I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
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I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
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If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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