what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
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