ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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