I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
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So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
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Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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