Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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