I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
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Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
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I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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