why didn't you poke me back
I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
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It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
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we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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