yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
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