You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
I licked your asshole in confidence.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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