if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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