She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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