windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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