Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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