where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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