just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
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yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
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He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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