Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
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