That's intense
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
She needs sedatives and a leash
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
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