hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
just tell him i said nine months
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
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